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英语笑话 和学校相关的几个英语笑话

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Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?

 He wanted the lesson to be very clear!

 

Science Teacher: Who can tell me what an atom is?

Student: The guy who went out with Eve!

 

Who is your best friend at school?

Your princi-pal!

 

Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?

Because he only had one pupil!

 

Why was the students report card all wet?

Because it was below C level!

 

What flies around the school at night?

The alpha-bat!

 

What is a teacher's three favorite words?

June, July & August!

 

James, where is your homework?

I ate it. Why?

You said it was a piece of cake!


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