Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?
He wanted the lesson to be very clear!
Science Teacher: Who can tell me what an atom is?
Student: The guy who went out with Eve!
Who is your best friend at school?
Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
Because he only had one pupil!
Why was the students report card all wet?
Because it was below C level!
What flies around the school at night?
What is a teacher's three favorite words?
June, July & August!
James, where is your homework?
I ate it. Why?
You said it was a piece of cake!