These Are My Jeans
After going on a diet, a woman felt really good about herself -- especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago.
"Look,look." she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband. "I can wear my old jeans again."
Her husband looked at her for a long time, when said, "Honey, I love you, but these are my jeans."